Archive RSS Ask Submit Theme

This kid (2 yrs) at work plays with my hair when I wear it pulled back and says “NEIGH! NEIGH!” and sings parts of “Old McDonald had a Farm.

Makes my day every time.

()

Me: I caught a spider for you.

Him: Oh is it a big one or small one?

Me: He’s like a Tarantula’s cousin.

Him: Ew gross! You should just kill it. You didn’t touch it, did you?!

Me: He chills on my shoulder like a parrot actually.

Him: …You didn’t even catch a spider did you?

()

What qualifies someone as a hero? Obviously, a hero has to be someone we respect. A person we look up to. A person who is generous of spirit, is willing to grow and learn…Maybe it’s the person you love most in the world. Or the guy who makes the most out of life, no matter what anyone thinks. For me, though, the hero in my family is my family. Because of who we are together. 

(Source: fymodernfamily)

() 688 notes

(via boomtard)

() 219,611 notes

stlgeekgirl:

thegreatsporkwielder:

livingthroughgrace:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

audreyii-fic:

“fresh, warm cookies delivered until 3 AM”

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

WHY IS THIS ONLY AN AMERICAN THING OH MY GOD

My friends and I once ordered a dozen cookies at 2 AM and we got them in 8 minutes and they were piping hot.

Best.

Tallahassee has a place like this and OMFG it’s one of the best things I’ve ever experienced in my entire life. Yummy, WARM cookies, delivered right to your door at 1 in the morning.

Why is there not one of these in St Louis?!?!

(via boomtard)

() 22,539 notes

lickypickystickyme:

The screaming I do to this song is legendary.

[Download] () 102 notes
shirtlesstimerush: nightandgay: youonlyliveonce92: iheartlambert: *i separated the download & watch links like you guys requested* 10 Things I Hate About You Watch 13 Going On 30 Watch 21 Jump Street Download 500 Days Of Summer Watch 27 Dresses Watch 8 Mile Watch Alice In Wonderland Watch The Avengers Watch The Amazing Spiderman Watch A Knight’s Tale Watch American Beauty Watch A Walk To Remember Watch American Psycho Watch Angels & Demons Watch Across The Universe Watch Aquamarine Watch Burlesque Watch Black Swan Download Bridesmaids Watch The Blue Lagoon Watch Bring It On Watch Bad Teacher Watch Baby Mama Watch Brokeback Mountain Watch The Breakfast Club Watch Bride Wars Watch Bridget Jones’s Diary Download Bridget Jones’s Diary 2: The Edge Of Reason Watch Brave Download The Boy In Stripped Pyjamas Watch Corpse Bride Watch Confessions Of A Shopaholic Watch Charlie & The Chocolate Factory Watch Cry-Baby Download Casanova Watch Confessions Of A Teenage Dramaqueen Watch Captain America: The First Avenger Watch Contagion Watch The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button Watch Chicago Watch The Dreamers Watch Dear John Watch The Dark Knight Watch The Dark Knight Rises Download The Devil Wears Prada Watch Dracula Watch Dark Shadows Watch Don Juan DeMarco Watch Edward Scissorhands Watch - Download Easy A Watch - Download Ella Enchanted Watch Eat Pray Love Watch Fight Club Watch Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas Watch Friends With Kids Download Girl, Interrupted Watch Gone With The Wind Watch Grease Watch Harry Potter &: The Sorcerer’s Stone Watch - Download The Chamber Of Secrets Watch - Download The Prisoner Of Azkaban Watch - Download The Goblet Of Fire Download The Order Of The PhoenixWatch - Download The Half Blood Prince Download The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 Download /Part 2 Download The Hangover Watch - Download The Hangover 2 Watch Home Alone Watch Home Alone 2: Lost In New York. Watch He’s Not That Into You Watch The Holiday Watch The House Bunny Watch Hugo Watch The Hunger Games Download Inception Download The Illusionist Watch Interview With The Vampire Watch The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus Watch Iron Man Watch Iron Man 2 Watch Jennifer’s Body Watch Jawbreaker Download John Tucker Must Die Watch Juno Watch Just Married Watch Knocked Up Watch The King’s Speech Download Little Miss Sunshine Watch Lost In Translation Watch LOL Download Love Actually Watch Legally Blonde Watch Legally Blonde 2 Watch Little WomenWatch Lion For Lambs Watch Lolita Watch Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring Watch The Two Towers Watch The Return Of The King Watch The Last Song Watch Labor Pains Watch Marie Antoinette Watch Mean Girls Watch Magic Mike Download My Sister’s Keeper Watch Moulin Rouge Watch Mr. & Mrs. Smith Watch Mona Lisa Smile Watch New Year’s Eve Watch Never Let Me Go Watch The Notebook Watch The Nightmare Before Christmas Watch Pride & Prejudice Download Princess Diaries Watch Princess Diaries 2 Watch The Phantom Of The Opera Watch Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl Watch Dead Man’s Chest Watch At World’s End Watch On Stranger Tides Watch The Parent Trap Watch Pineapple Express Watch The Prestige Watch Penelope Watch Public Enemies Watch The Reader Watch Remember Me Watch The Road To El Dorado Watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show Watch The Runaways Watch Ratatouille Watch Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street Download Snow White & The Hunstman Download Sherlock Holmes Watch - Download The Social Network Download Step Up Watch Step Up To The Street Watch She’s The Man Watch Some Like It Hot Watch Spice World: The Spice Girls Movie Watch Shame Watch Sex and The City Watch Sucker Punch Watch The Twilight Saga: Twilight Watch New Moon Watch Eclipse Watch Breakin’ Dawn part 1 Download Thor Download Titanic Watch  Top Gun Download Tangled Watch The Tourist Watch The Time Traveler’s Wife Watch Up Watch The Virgin Suicides Download The Vow Watch Vanilla Sky Watch Velvet Goldmine Watch V For Vendetta Watch The Woman In Black Watch What Happens In Vegas Watch Water For The Elephants Watch Yes Man Watch SPREAD THESE AROUND THANK YOU BASED GOD bless

shirtlesstimerush:

nightandgay:

youonlyliveonce92:

iheartlambert:

*i separated the download & watch links like you guys requested*

10 Things I Hate About You Watch

13 Going On 30 Watch

21 Jump Street Download

500 Days Of Summer Watch

27 Dresses Watch

8 Mile Watch

Alice In Wonderland Watch

The Avengers Watch

The Amazing Spiderman Watch

A Knight’s Tale Watch

American Beauty Watch

A Walk To Remember Watch

American Psycho Watch

Angels & Demons Watch

Across The Universe Watch

Aquamarine Watch

Burlesque Watch

Black Swan Download

Bridesmaids Watch

The Blue Lagoon Watch

Bring It On Watch

Bad Teacher Watch

Baby Mama Watch

Brokeback Mountain Watch

The Breakfast Club Watch

Bride Wars Watch

Bridget Jones’s Diary Download

Bridget Jones’s Diary 2: The Edge Of Reason Watch

Brave Download

The Boy In Stripped Pyjamas Watch

Corpse Bride Watch

Confessions Of A Shopaholic Watch

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory Watch

Cry-Baby Download

Casanova Watch

Confessions Of A Teenage Dramaqueen Watch

Captain America: The First Avenger Watch

Contagion Watch

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button Watch

Chicago Watch

The Dreamers Watch

Dear John Watch

The Dark Knight Watch

The Dark Knight Rises Download

The Devil Wears Prada Watch

Dracula Watch

Dark Shadows Watch

Don Juan DeMarco Watch

Edward Scissorhands Watch - Download

Easy A Watch - Download

Ella Enchanted Watch

Eat Pray Love Watch

Fight Club Watch

Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas Watch

Friends With Kids Download

Girl, Interrupted Watch

Gone With The Wind Watch

Grease Watch

Harry Potter &:

The Hangover Watch - Download

The Hangover 2 Watch

Home Alone Watch

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York. Watch

He’s Not That Into You Watch

The Holiday Watch

The House Bunny Watch

Hugo Watch

The Hunger Games Download

Inception Download

The Illusionist Watch

Interview With The Vampire Watch

The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus Watch

Iron Man Watch

Iron Man 2 Watch

Jennifer’s Body Watch

Jawbreaker Download

John Tucker Must Die Watch

Juno Watch

Just Married Watch

Knocked Up Watch

The King’s Speech Download

Little Miss Sunshine Watch

Lost In Translation Watch

LOL Download

Love Actually Watch

Legally Blonde Watch

Legally Blonde 2 Watch

Little WomenWatch

Lion For Lambs Watch

Lolita Watch

Lord Of The Rings:

  • The Fellowship Of The Ring Watch
  • The Two Towers Watch
  • The Return Of The King Watch

The Last Song Watch

Labor Pains Watch

Marie Antoinette Watch

Mean Girls Watch

Magic Mike Download

My Sister’s Keeper Watch

Moulin Rouge Watch

Mr. & Mrs. Smith Watch

Mona Lisa Smile Watch

New Year’s Eve Watch

Never Let Me Go Watch

The Notebook Watch

The Nightmare Before Christmas Watch

Pride & Prejudice Download

Princess Diaries Watch

Princess Diaries 2 Watch

The Phantom Of The Opera Watch

Pirates Of The Caribbean:

  • The Curse Of The Black Pearl Watch
  • Dead Man’s Chest Watch
  • At World’s End Watch
  • On Stranger Tides Watch

The Parent Trap Watch

Pineapple Express Watch

The Prestige Watch

Penelope Watch

Public Enemies Watch

The Reader Watch

Remember Me Watch

The Road To El Dorado Watch

The Rocky Horror Picture Show Watch

The Runaways Watch

Ratatouille Watch

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street Download

Snow White & The Hunstman Download

Sherlock Holmes Watch - Download

The Social Network Download

Step Up Watch

Step Up To The Street Watch

She’s The Man Watch

Some Like It Hot Watch

Spice World: The Spice Girls Movie Watch

Shame Watch

Sex and The City Watch

Sucker Punch Watch

The Twilight Saga:

Thor Download

Titanic Watch 

Top Gun Download

Tangled Watch

The Tourist Watch

The Time Traveler’s Wife Watch

Up Watch

The Virgin Suicides Download

The Vow Watch

Vanilla Sky Watch

Velvet Goldmine Watch

V For Vendetta Watch

The Woman In Black Watch

What Happens In Vegas Watch

Water For The Elephants Watch

Yes Man Watch

SPREAD THESE AROUND

THANK YOU BASED GOD

bless

(via boomtard)

() 205,625 notes
tastefullyoffensive: It’s across the street from “I Don’t Know.” [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

It’s across the street from “I Don’t Know.”

[via]

() 3,454 notes
tastefullyoffensive: Scumbag Windows Updates[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Scumbag Windows Updates

[via]

() 3,640 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[ellen]

() 7,468 notes
Girl, you should sell hotdogs. because you already know how to make a Weiner stand.
Tonight’s winning call comment on Shut Up, Weirdo, where we talked about pick up lines. (via shutupweirdo)

(via frangry)

() 12 notes

awesomephilia:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

stop touching her

(via boomtard)

() 140,830 notes

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via boomtard)

() 114,275 notes

illkim:

I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them

(Source: illkim, via boomtard)

() 84,129 notes

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

seapeny:

rainbow-road-to-happiness:

image

You can choose what kind of tree you want to become

image

Idk I just find this beautiful 

just imagine cemeteries looking like this

image

a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.

this is a serious post about how much I want this. I’ll make sure my family knows.

(via boomtard)

() 142,565 notes