1. stuffonscoutshead:

#stuffonscoutshead - a serious one for a second, because no breed deserves to be discriminated against. #pitbullweek

    stuffonscoutshead:

    #stuffonscoutshead - a serious one for a second, because no breed deserves to be discriminated against. #pitbullweek

  2. http://clientsfromhell.net/post/98720261603/me-just-to-remind-you-that-as-we-discussed-im →

    clientsfromhell:

    Me: Just to remind you that, as we discussed, I’m sending my invoice a couple of days early because I’m going away on holiday. It still has the same deadline though - I’m just getting all my admin sorted before I go.

    Client: What you really mean is that you need spending money for your…

    Wow, rude!

  3. tastefullyoffensive:

[doodleforfood]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [doodleforfood]

  4. shinymaplesquid:

    shinymaplesquid:

    I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

    #welcometocanada

    I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

    UPDATE:
    I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

    image

    (Source: pancakessexual)

  5. http://clientsfromhell.net/post/98548378950/i-designed-some-coins-for-a-client-who-specified →

    clientsfromhell:

    I designed some coins for a client who specified Pantone Orange 021 enamel around the edge. I advised them not to use orange enamel on a gold plated coin. They were difficult throughout the entire process and insisted in orange. After receiving the coins, the client wanted them remade because the…

  6. think-thank-thunk:

    Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

  7. tastefullyoffensive:

[cairosmith]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [cairosmith]

  8. (Source: jaime-cobb)

  9. porucz:

cat-astrophe

    porucz:

    cat-astrophe

  10. Erg football

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